My name is Jordan and I am Passive Aggressive.

To no one.... More like a correlations of things that have been bothering me:

• You're not good looking, you're fat. Get over yourself.
• You're bad at acting happy. Accept that you're not. There's nothing wrong with having a moment of discontent.
• Being nice doesn't mean that I have to like you. It's this thing called being a friend... A damn good one at that.
• I wish you were more clear in your feelings; you keep me on my toes. I don't like being left on my toes, it makes my calves burn.
• Stop lying, I think you're developing a habit of it.
• If I don't text you back it probably means I don't want to talk to you.
• I hate you. I just need to start acting like it.
• Hate is a strong word. In this case, it's necessary.
• You're settling... or do I just tell myself that?
• I wish you would learn to see the quality of life without money. You're too materialistic, you live vicariously through expensive things; it's sad, really.
• You're fading fast. Come back.
• I miss you, I want to make you proud. I desire to be half the woman you've become.
• Don't ever criticize my family again, I'm embarrassed that I didn't say anything.

And to even the score:

• I'm a hypocrite. 
• I lie about stupid things.
• I'm insecure.
• I'm the biggest flake I know.
• I'm horrible at keeping secrets.
• I daydream like it's my job.
• I have awful selective hearing.
• I complain about not doing well in a class when I don't try as hard as I should.
• I'm to blame about a lot of the things I complain about.
• I envy a lot of people for random things.

I'm done being a negative nancy.... Just had to get some of those things out.

ONE MORE CLASS UNTIL BREAK.